Who knew Salad Bowls Had So Many Uses?
O.k., I take my precious 12 year old daughters to their weekly dance class. At the end of the class when all of the darling girls are showing the mom’s their new dance’s for the recital, in walks an old male dancer.
Now, I have nothing against male dancers, I vote equal opportunity in all things. It’s what he was wearing that disturbed me and even now might send me into therapy.
His black pantyhose were so tight from the back, it looked like he had gone down a water slide going 100 miles an hour… and something got lost. And DANG! when he turned around I thought he was going to knock something over, like a chair or small child. I mean, come on! I know male dancers need protection, but this literally looked like a salad bowl covering his manhood.
The mom’s were trying to stay focused and stare at the wall or the nice doornob, but like a moth drawn to light, you can’t help but look, as disturbing as it was.
When we got in the car, the girls didn’t say a word but had a smirk they couldn’t take off. When I said, ”Mr. Tightpants?” they burst out in gut laughs. Words like, “gross!” “I mean come on!” and “barf” were all spoken.
Advice to Old Male Dancers Everywhere
It’s just wrong. Unless, for some freakish reason there are low flying baseballs or falling cows in the studio, please wear a pair of sweats. We have enough things out there that we are protecting our children from.
O.k., I will step off my soapbox now.
just a thought… Jeanee
May 01, 2009
This thought was hilarious
As always I am so drawn by your photography and your talents.Love you girl!!!!!
May 01, 2009
Thanks Lamia, keep in touch! It’s been too long. xoxo Jeanee
May 01, 2009
Wow!! Your work is amazing. It takes a true photographer to tell a story with yet one picture and you told a novel. You need to go famous. Jeanee you are an amazing photographer, you have amazed me with the talent that God has given you, I love you so much darling and I believe you will show the wonders of the world through your photography.
Love your Auntie Dixie
xoxoxo
May 08, 2009
Jeanee, Been talking to you on the Funny Mom group all afternoon and realized I’d never seen you’re blog. Pardon the faux-pas and as to this post…
Bwa-hahahahahahah! The visual? Priceless…. omg
It’s poetry I tell ya
Tracy
May 08, 2009
Salad anyone??
May 11, 2009
I am soooooo glad I did not have a mouthful of drink when I read this post! Thank you for the giggle. It was needed this day.
Hilary … from Creative BLoggers
Jun 16, 2009
hey everyone. Jeanee i just love your art work, my family and i can”t wait to get pictures. call us sometimes. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox. p.s. your blogs r so FUNNY.
Sep 25, 2009
Jeanee,
As always, your work just gets better and better. I went through all the blogs…. Good looking ladies, babies and babes! WOW… what a job you have.
Will get with you soon I hope.
Keep up are the great work!
Ann
Sep 25, 2009
Thanks Ann! You have inspired me with your teaching!! Hope all is well.